February 2012
115 posts
Just because you buy things from the Topshop website doesn’t mean you are by an means ahead of any trends. I really hate people who think they are super unique and everyone ‘copies’ them.
So I was talking to Ian the other day about babies and giving birth, and asked him if his family had a history of large babies (in my vaginas best interest), and he said that they thought he was twins.
They thought he was twins.
Good lord.
When I see stupid statuses on Facebook, and try my... →
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I’ve had such a productive day and I have hardly even left my bedroom. I organised all my uni folders for this semester (loose paper in one and all my course outlines and assessment in the other), and then all last years notes in another folder, AND THEN all my things I need like writing tutorials and crap in another. Hoh.
I can’t wait until Saturday when I can actually buy a desk and...
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My boyfriend: What. No. Noooo. That is not a vagina. That is something you see on ER, when they suck fat out of cunts, noooo.
What a charmer..
british boys: hey babe, how are you? you look lovely today
american boys: whaddup shawty you lookin good winna winna chicken dinna hellz yeah lets get naked
australian boys: ay you're a hot bitch, gobs?
When Monsters Inc 2 comes out in November:
Little kids waiting in line:
‘Mommy I wanna be the first one to go in’
Me:
‘I’ve waiting 11 god damn years for this, I will be going in first’
Things I want:
Nars blush in Deep Throat. I get so sad every time I see someone with it :(
This dress. I hope so so bad it’s still on the website when I get paid :(
This perfume. Or a sample of this perfume so I know if I want it or not. I NEED TO SMELL LIKE LICORICE.
Lately I want all the tartan
