nom to all of this

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emptyfossil:

KRISTEN: So the day of my birthday we’re sitting in the living room and we hear a knock at the door, and he [Dax] says, “Your present’s here, why don’t you go grab the dogs and go in the back room.” And I had no context for knowing what it was. But I grab the dogs, walk into the back room of the house, and I was immediately overcome and I thought there’s a sloth here. There’s a sloth here, it’s close, it’s gonna happen! And I didn’t know how to process that because my entire life had been waiting for this moment where I would get to interact - I’m serious! - with a sloth. And I, first thing you should know about me: if I’m not between a 3 and a 7 on the emotional scale, I’m crying. If it’s too sad, if I’m too excited. Always. […] So I am sitting on my bed knowing that a sloth is here. I start to have a full-fledged panic attack. I don’t know how to compete with all this emotion so I just kind of crawl up on the bed and I’m crying so hard and Dax knocks on the door and he has a video camera like, “SURPRISE! I want you to come out into the — are you alright?!” And sees me basically fetal on the bed.

ELLEN: I think you brought a little footage of that, I cannot wait to see it.

KRISTEN: I did. It’s worth watching ‘cause it’s embarrassing, so we can take a look.

oh my god, i dont think she could be any cuter. but i would have the same reaction

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hopjumpskip:

intheonehundreds:

Salad wraps with nut and seed sour cream (by The Happy Veganarian!)

NOMS. this would be sooo good with sweet chilli sauce ahh 

hopjumpskip:

intheonehundreds:

Salad wraps with nut and seed sour cream (by The Happy Veganarian!)

NOMS. 


this would be sooo good with sweet chilli sauce ahh 

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phuckunderwear:

its natural

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sezzah:

truth

sezzah:

truth

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foodbeersexwhatever:

I WANT ONE.

foodbeersexwhatever:

I WANT ONE.

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On the last day of school:

wowfunniestposts:

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this was me. i left basically as soon as we finished taking whole grade photos haha. stupid tully.

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